Was Bette Midler ever a hottie? I’m not saying she’s a disgusting fucking pig nowadays but she’s certainly not a GMILF. You would think she must have been hot at some point to be as famous as she is today though. She can’t owe all her fame to being a loud Broadway singer, right?
I’ll admit that I’m a pretty creepy dude. Jerking off to old ladies isn’t my cup o’ tea though. I do however, like to look up old pictures of elderly female celebrities to see what all the fuss was about. I’ve done my research on Bette and I’ll be perfectly honest, I don’t see it. I can see how a gay or an alien would say she was attractive. But I just don’t see my dead grandfather painting her on the side of a bomber. She looked like a heavier set Sarah Jessica Parker with a wider nose, shorter hair, and way more annoying voice. She had a pretty big rack but I think a majority of chicks had huge tits back in the day. I think it just comes down to the fact that gays love her.
I could be wrong but I don’t think being an overly dramatic loudmouth is enough to get the gays on your side. Singing songs and show tunes in gay bathhouses, on the other hand, will do the trick. That’s apparently what she used to do and it makes perfect sense, kind of. It makes sense in regards to how she got her following but it doesn’t make too much sense in regards to why dudes would want her singing while they did the ol’ in and out. I know some people like to put music on while they’re fucking, to make it a little less awkward. Having another person in the room singing to you while you’re getting it on however, feels like it would have the opposite effect. I know homosexuals do things differently and I’m not going to pretend to know the exact inner workings of bathhouses but that just seems a bit much.
Maybe it was more of a hazing of sorts. She was the loud broad who wanted to be a slut but no one would stick it in her. So, she tried to be a fag hag but she was too annoying, even for gay dudes. After nagging them for a while, they told her she could hang out with them but only if she sang while they got dirty with each other in the bathhouses. They probably thought it would get rid of her but she was so desperate for companionship that she agreed.
It’s like back in grade school, when the annoying kid wanted to hang out with you and your friends. You didn’t want anything to do with him but he was willing to do embarrassing and gross shit for your entertainment. After a while, you caved and started to love him like a little brother. I think that’s what Bette Midler is for gays. That’s the only explanation I can come up with. Because she’s far too annoying and not nearly attractive enough to have the following she has. Good for her, I guess. But it is kind of a bummer that she owes all her fame to the gays’ pity.