Someone sent me this email last night:
Subject: Jimmy, I’m drunk. These are my words.
Date: Fri, February 28, 2014 12:50 am
Fuck you, Jim Goad. You fuckin asshole. I’m listening to Waylon Jennings
right now. You fucker. You white trash piece of shit. You’re right about so
many things. I hate your ofay ass you paddy shit smear. I read your book. I
know the real shit. I know nothing, but hell, whats the point of denying
You, Goad. You goad. Putting me in my poor white place. You racist.
*We*racist. The fuck’s it matter? Time is a flat circle, you know. Buy
Buy a chromecast and watch shit you download on a big HD screen. Shit, I’ll
buy you a chromecast with my dirty Obama loan money and mail it to your
sorry redneck ass. TV is shit. Except for *some* real shit. Stories are
philosophy to the intelligent and junk food for fools. You get out what you
Fuck you, Goad. How many Old Milwaukees do I have to drink? How many chicks
do I have to want to fuck before I break up with my girlfriend? How much do
I have to hate my 9-fingered liberal-progressive IWSB ethics professor
before I punch him in the cock and forfeit my degree?
Fuck you, Goad. For feeling the burn. For living in the poor integrated
areas I grew up in and live in now. Fuck you for driving me to bust my ass
to bring myself into the exploitative class. Fuck you. You bald asshole.
I’m not done. I’m not enough Old Milwaukees in. I’ll write for *Street
Carnage*. Tell McInnes I graduate in July. Tell no one shit. Don’t be a
rat. *Don’t break the rules*.
I’m good at busting my ass. Especially if I give half a shit about what I’m
doing. Let me write shit, video shit, or think up shit. I’ll do it for a
dime if 9 cents will pay for my bed. I’ll bum smokes while I look for
ditches to dig on the side. I’ll tell the boss whatever he wants to hear.
*”Love your tie today, sir. You’re a fellow who has lots of sex with
becoming ladies, I can tell.”*
Jesus. Listen to me.
I could go on and on. But this is what I’m going with. Keep up the work,
Goad. You’re as inspiring as you are white.