Posted by
Julius T. Leisure
• 01.31.11 12:00 pm


I hadn’t planned to watch last week’s State of the Union address, but since my wife was hogging the goddamn TeeVee, I had no choice.

I hadn’t planned to watch last week’s State of the Union address, but since my wife was hogging the goddamn TeeVee, I had no choice. Apparently, this latest episode of American pageantry featured Civility™ because crazy ass Jared Loughner scared the legislative branch into submission with a second amendment gun and legal 33-round clips.

As I watched and live tweeted to my eight followers, I was reminded of the rough and tumble days when the young Muslim socialist foreign president really had the Republicans confused and angry about everything.

Just after Representative Joe “you lie” Wilson (R – SC, doy) had self-control issues at a State of the Union and got everybody crying about Decorum™ and mores, Ben Leo and I were riffin’ funny on the IMs when an the idea magically plopped. One of the last things Benji and I made as the Blognigger of Park Slope was a quick and dirty video.

Oh For Simpler Days from Julius T. Leisure on Vimeo.

So we put that video on the YouTubes and got something like 1,500 hits in the first 40 minutes. Boom! We fancied ourselves on the brink of a huge viral meme when YouTube sent me an emailing that the video was “removed” because it “violated” some “community standards” bullshit and something I really can’t remember because I didn’t really care. I was on YouTube probation because I used the word “nigger.” First amendment nigga please foul!

The video is now on Vimeo because they’re more socially astute or didn’t notice.

In reflection, Benji and I made a fucking classic in American civics and political commentary. When I reminded him about that joint, he was all, “It was probably the best thing we ever did, Jules.”

Because clearly Joe Wasn’t wasn’t shouting “you lie” to the young president about any policy or Constitutional issue. Joe Wilson was reminding The Base and every-goddamn-body else that the Presidential words of eloquence were passing through the thick lips of a Negro. America is like that and even the worst P.C. do-gooder Obamaphile should finally know this by now.

And Michael Richards? How you going to hate on Michael Richards for being honest with how he manages hecklers? But he got fucking castrated for his “racially charged outburst.” Richards was doing a job. Wilson on the other hand became a great American hero to TeaBaggers and Old School-Old Moneyed Republicans alike. Joe Wilson still gets to make laws and shape the future of America. Michael Richards makes lukewarm cameos on Curb Your Enthusiasm. We all know that the opposite should have been realized: Wilson tried for treason, Richards given an HBO special.

“Post-racial” was and always will be a fanciful notion to me. It does not matter what the P.C. do-gooders pretend, there will always be “racial” as long as there are racial differences. Just ask comrade Juan Williams. I guess Richards should have chanted, “you lie.”

And who won the State of the Union death battle? Joe Wilson still makes laws and Obama now makes lame salmon jokes. Richard Pryor would be waiting tables in 2011.

Quit frontin’, America.

-JULIUS T. LEISURE


Comments
  1. Filthy Lucretius says:

    Uhm, first on the Blognigger allowing him to reintroduce himself as Julius-cum-Ty by reposting a two-year old vimeo link post?

  2. WELL... says:

    Exactly, JT. That video is still the greatest, as they continue to demand for this “golden calf” birth certificate. Did alleged-Canuck Chester Arthur endure any of this?

  3. itchibang says:

    The incoherence of the writing is surpassed by the lameness of the vid.

    No, sorry, I am being to harsh, reverse what I just said.

  4. itchibang says:

    too

  5. Anonymous says:

    i don’t understand the point of this.

  6. no.thanks. says:

    i dont get this. i mean i get it, but then im looking at you strangely because this was not unlike talking to someone who appears coherent begins to unravel with each word as you talk to them.

  7. Aales says:

    Haha “sent me an emailing” I liked this/Plz someone else agree w/ me Jon boehner is kinda hot

  8. Double Ewe Tee Eff says:

    This is poorly written. It’s convoluted, disjointed and rambling. And considering the brevity of it, it’s surprising you were able to buttfuck it on so many levels.

  9. Dude says:

    Your name is Julius? That’s so niggery

  10. what? says:

    its nice to see that you are posting entries from elementary school kids these days

  11. FEDERAL COME™ says:

    this is Arv, isn’t it?

  12. Arv says:

    @FEDERAL COME: No, I’m Arv.

  13. just a cunt hair away says:

    wow, lot of new haters on this site who just don’t get it. this is aces, thanks!

  14. dickweed says:

    would have been better without the richards tmz video, just the audio. peeps know where it’s from. good anyway, though.

  15. Callin' Quinn says:

    Anybody who read black beetles knows that this enlongated rambling can only be the work of one Ty Hardaway

  16. aesk47 says:

    crottes de nez!

  17. The King's Fece says:

    ^^crottes de nez = “boogers” = tween froggy cuss

  18. Anonymous says:

    another fake blognigger?!?!?!?

  19. chRon says:

    White people are just scared and angry by the fact that their 500-year hegemony is coming to an end. Can you blame them?

    “In the year 2,100 we’ll all be brown.”

  20. affirmative maction says:

    Triflin niggas always looking to use their disadvantage (race) to their advantage (with unsubstantiated accusations of racism).
    BTW Bush got booed at his SOTU in 2005. By all those racist black democrats.
    Although it is kind of ironic that Wilson was the one being all “niggerish” jumping out his seat and shouting inappropriately. Meanwhile Obama just sat there like a damn Oreo.


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