Well, we didn’t expect Zimbabwe to take the lead in the international fight for gender equality…
Well, we didn’t expect Zimbabwe to take the lead in the international fight for gender equality, but the land ruled by evil tinhorn dictator Robert Mugabe—not to mention his tres tacky mustache—is setting a new standard for women’s rights almost as refreshing as the films Fried Green Tomatoes and Waiting to Exhale.
On Monday three Zimbabwean women (Zimbabwomen?) went on trial for 17 counts of “indecent assault” as part of a giddy spree where they injected men with boner-enhancing drugs and then raped them—shattering their hearts, dreams, and futures in the process. The women would force the men to wear condoms and collect their semen in the little rubber balloons to be used later in magical wealth-enhancing ceremonies.
According to one male victim: “One of the women threw water in my face and they injected me with something that gave me a strong sexual desire.
And another: “I feel violated and disappointed, because when I told my wife what happened, she left me, together with one of our three children. I’m hoping that she will come back.”
Police refused to estimate the number of cases, and some speculate that the epidemic is under-reported because men tend to feel ashamed when women rape them.