Posted by
Donna Deliva
• 06.01.09 10:18 am


How come we can’t have Middle Eastern bad guys? The new Rambo took place in some buttfuck Southern Asian country that had a handful of weirdos terrorizing hippies. Um, we’re at war. Can’t we use the bad guys we already have?

How come we can’t have Middle Eastern bad guys? The new Rambo took place in some buttfuck Southern Asian country that had a handful of weirdos terrorizing hippies. Um, we’re at war. Can’t we use the bad guys we already have? In World War II even Mickey Mouse and Bugs Bunny were doing Hitler jokes. Shit, I think Superman kicked his ass. Somehow we’ve never made it past Nazis as bad guys and the shit is getting so old, the only way to have them attack kids today is as the walking dead.


Comments
  1. Loomis says:

    I have seen Steve Seagal and Bruce Willis fight so many cruel ambiguously European men I’m scared of that whole continent.

  2. PYT says:

    a that looks awesome. “fortune and glory kid!”

  3. Mike Litoris says:

    Because Muslim’s are wonderful and perfectly innocent.

    Even if they behead their wives, stone people, jail reporters, and generally are completely intolerant of every single other culture, society, religion,race and creed they should be treated with respect and tolerance.

    And all the problems we imagine are just fake creations by the media trying to scare us.

    So travel to Afghanistan or Iran!! They will welcome you with hugs and kisses!!

    It’s a beautiful wonderful world everybody!!!!! Let’s join hands, sing songs, and wear flowers in our hair!!!

    Praise Mother Earth!

  4. JuCIFER says:

    MAN IF ONLY THOSE WERE SATANIC ZOMBIE NAZIS…

  5. Stab Master Arson says:

    nazis are still the best bad guys, thats why.

  6. Dizzle says:

    Canada Video Fail.

  7. Dork says:

    It’s because nazis have such stylish uniforms.

  8. Zlur says:

    Americans would make good baddies…Oh wait they already are!

    Ho-ho…Now i have a machine gun.

  9. U-S-A Number One #1 says:

    I saw a guy wearing a shirt that said “infidel” at a hardcore show last month. That must have pissed off those goddamn Moslems real bad haha.

  10. todd says:

    Is that a BLACK Nazi zombie? We can’t even get it right anymore!

  11. Fizzlebottom says:

    The zombie nazi thing was already done way back in the late 70’s/early 80’s see Zombie Lake and Shock Waves.

  12. indeed says:

    I have never seen a middle eastern bad guy in a movie except about 1,000,000,000,000 times

  13. peanut butter says:

    what about “true lies”?

  14. Danny Ramirez says:

    Shit, I’ll see that movie


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