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Posted by
Daniel Noonan
• 09.15.14 02:35 pm

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In 5 years, we’ll see legal zoom commercials for prepackaged legal documents that people will have to sign before having sex on college campuses around the country.   MORE»


Posted by
Gavin
• 09.14.14 10:50 am

Dan Castellaneta does the voice for Homer, the mayor, and pretty much all the old guys on The Simpsons. How about we live it at that? His Scottish accent is fucking BRUTAL. What Scotsman on earth pronounces “choice” CHAYSE?  MORE»


Posted by
Gavin
• 09.12.14 01:35 pm

If you get walloped by a car door and you’re lying there suffering, make sure you squeeze in a little about your views on municipal planning. In this case, after he is asked if he’s OK (by even more annoying people) he manages to crowbar in how he feels about bike lanes.  MORE»


Posted by
Street Carnage
• 09.12.14 12:18 pm

I think we can all agree that Weird Al Yankovic is a fucking cocksucker. Anyone who makes their living ripping off other people’s music is a prick. That’s a fact. People may argue that he takes his artistic liberties with people’s songs and makes them into his own. But that’s bullshit.  MORE»


Posted by
Gavin
• 09.12.14 10:45 am

Posted by
Street Carnage
• 09.11.14 07:43 am

Pissed-Eagle

 

Today is September, 11th 2014. Today, you will go to work or school. You will shop at Home Depot or Macy’s. You will have lunch and discuss last night’s guests on Late Night w/ Whothefuckcares? You will not disconnect from your iPhone. You will have missed a chance at being an American. MORE»