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Posted by
Evan Hatcher
• 10.20.14 09:51 am

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You know how the song goes. ”I was working in the lab late one night, when my eyes beheld, an eery sight.”
The sight referred to in the song is, of course, a row of Count Chocula serial boxes. Stacked up like sturmtruppen, one after another, the Count’s face glares into the wary shopper’s eyes. With The brown glow of cocoa creeping into his retina, there are only three things that can come to a man’s mind:
Slavery, child murder, and Islamophobia. MORE»

Posted by
Gavin
• 10.17.14 05:13 pm

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I did Toni Nagy’s podcast “Overshare.” She’s a Huffington Post writer who gave Death of Cool a great review back when I was persona non grata over there. I slept with her after the interview.  MORE»


Posted by
Gavin
• 10.17.14 12:21 pm


And talking about radical Islam. MORE»


Posted by
HJ Fountain
• 10.17.14 12:08 pm

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Let’s level; I’m absolutely sure that Man landed on the Moon. Wilt Chamberlain probably banged our Moms; Kiss records played backward reveal ritualistic satanic methods of raising the Antichrist, and Tony Siragusa routinely pisses his pants during lateral movements. MORE»


Posted by
Gavin
• 10.16.14 02:07 pm

I’ve always said the non-moderates make up about 25% of the muslim population. That’s 400,000,000. Turns out I was off by about 100%.  MORE»


Posted by
Gavin
• 10.16.14 12:34 pm

 

What do you think of when you think of ISIS? Neil Young thinks about how great they are for the environment.  MORE»