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Posted by
Gavin
• 03.24.15 02:55 pm

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Ideally, the gayest sweater in the world should be both “gay” meaning “homosexual” and “gay” meaning “lame.” This puppy cuts the mustard.  MORE»


Posted by
Gavin
• 03.24.15 09:01 am

Today, I’m talking to the author of the book Black People VS. Niggers. The show will appear in the window above from 11 to 12. I’m going to play white devil’s advocate and argue America’s incarceration rate is responsible for this mess. MORE»


Posted by
Gavin
• 03.24.15 08:53 am

Yes, it’s true he demanded all interviews with him begin with the word “nigger” but it was a bluff.  MORE»


Posted by
Gavin
• 03.23.15 07:26 pm

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Yeah, right. A lawyer nobody heard of is pushing through a bill that condones a homosexual holocaust?  MORE»


Posted by
Gavin
• 03.23.15 04:00 pm

Stop pretending you’re going to invent hangover-free booze. Flying cars ain’t gonna happen any time soon nor are hover boards. Everything’s been invented.  MORE»


Posted by
Gavin
• 03.23.15 10:36 am

 

College campuses are getting gayer and gayer. This year was particularly bad with songs on a bus and jokes on Facebook leaving a trail of hurt feelings and ruined careers that continues to blaze up Mount Sanctimony. The solution to this PC-coddled-trigger-warned-pseudo-raped-color-coded-privileging won’t come from within. It’ll come from without: the off-campus summer job. Exams will be done soon and if there’s one summer job capable of saving the campus, it’s construction. MORE»