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Posted by
Gavin
• 04.15.14 09:59 am

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Can you get Patton Oswalt to Tweet this? Can you Instagram this article about me? Can you send out the link to our Kickstarter? No. It doesn’t work.  MORE»


Posted by
Gavin
• 04.11.14 11:53 am

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Okay, here’s my final word on Spring Break 2014: It’s like a strip club. You don’t want your daughter working there but if your son visits, you go, “Oh well.” When I said this to liberals, they told me we need to “change the conversation.” Republicans said, “but without daughters, it wouldn’t exist.”  MORE»


Posted by
Gavin
• 04.11.14 11:24 am

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You can be as famous as you want but without wit, you don’t got shit. Many were skeptical when Nick Cannon put on downhill skiing gloves and decided to conquer stand up. Then he opened his mouth and killed.  MORE»


Posted by
Gavin
• 04.11.14 10:56 am

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Slavery was made illegal in Canada around 1986 but Quebec didn’t catch on until the 90s because it was in English. I think Mauritania had the same problem.  MORE»


Posted by
Gavin
• 04.11.14 10:40 am

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Having cerebral palsy (is that how you write it? I’ve been seeing “Cerebral Ballzy” so often, the right spelling looks wrong) is no excuse to have shitty shoes. In fact, you should have BETTER shoes than anyone else.  MORE»


Posted by
Gavin
• 04.10.14 02:36 pm

Vybz Kartel

Jamaican patois is almost impossible to understand but you’d think when they write stuff out, it would make more sense. Nope. It’s equally as confusing but in totally different ways.  MORE»