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Posted by
Gavin
• 02.28.12 08:54 am

 

From NY Daily News

David Cross is coming clean with a shocking confession that he snorted cocaine at a White House event, with President Barack Obama sitting just feet away.

The comedian has admitted it before, but in a new interview with Playboy magazine, he divulges all the dirty details.

“It wasn’t even that much cocaine. It was literally the size of, I don’t know, a tick,” said Cross, who attended the White House Correspondents’ Dinner in 2009.

“I ducked under the table and did it. It wasn’t like I got high. The jolt was similar to licking an empty espresso cup. It wasn’t about that. It was just about being able to say that I did it, that I did cocaine in the same room as the President,” he told the magazine.

At a Washington performance in 2009, Cross told the crowd that the daring feat was part of an ongoing challenge between him and a friend, in which they try to top each other with “dares and outrageousness.” 

I am the friend in the above article and yes, we did have an “ongoing challenge” but the problem is, David ruined the game. What the fuck could I possibly do now? Even if I did a bump live on Fox News it wouldn’t come close to cocaine at the White House. I’ve thought about this a lot and the only thing that could possibly top it would be snorting a line on Air Force One.

That will definitely be happening any time soon.

 


Comments
  1. Frankus says:

    He didn’t “ruin the game”, he won it.
    Loser.

  2. phil says:

    coke on Fox news is a topper, in my opinion.

  3. Anonymous says:

    Snorting coke out of Gavins ass tops it and posting pics.

  4. mother teresa says:

    Sniff some powpow off michelle obamas chesticles


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