I wanted stories like, “He took off all his clothes before I even took my jacket off and he came when we were making out. I wanted him to leave right after but he wanted to snuggle.” Unfortunately, you can’t always get what you want.
These are great
Huh-larious. And (somewhat) educational.
Love this question. I discovered that my own worst sexual experience still held first place position in the “Guinness McInnis” Book of World Records. The experience actually inspired 18 months of celibacy by choice.
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