Posted by
Gavin
• 02.26.10 09:39 am

This is the tipping point to the “The older you get, the sluttier you have to dress” rule.

[rating:7]


Comments
  1. err says:

    id hit it

  2. Vane$$a says:

    all night long baby. all. night. long. (with the asian broad)

  3. Zippy says:

    You ever wonder how some of these people just decide that “Today is going to be the day I march down the sidewalk naked!!!!”?

  4. Jackie McChuckles says:

    Yes I do Zippy. The handbag of beers might have something to do with it.

  5. a4awesome says:

    How did she not get arrested?

  6. George Costanza says:

    This is “Man Hands” from that Seinfeld episode.
    10 Years later.

  7. Uncle Wah Wah says:

    If some guy would walk up and grab her ass, this goof would scream that she is being treated like a piece of meat.

  8. UNCLEDADDY says:

    Toa’lly! You couldn’t even have a look at her box without her going boinkers.

  9. grabbin ma'penis says:

    strange. if she were clothed i would make the assumption that her pubis would NOT be shaved.

  10. Dr. Fate says:

    Bangin Grannies … GOOD AND PLENTY!!!!

  11. Vane$$a says:

    man-hands are not a bad thing. yes, they are aesthetically hideous, but you have to admit that a man-hands hand-job is far superior to a dainty-hands hand-job. it’s all about the grip and the amount of penile landscape that gets coverage. that’s why in some “glass is 1/2 full” circles, man-hands are referred to as “she’ll make you cum so hard that it feels like she pulled your balls through your ass hands.”

  12. Sewer Rats says:

    I least she takes care of her box. Looks decent too, no meat curtains or busted and worn skin. Awesome.

  13. tus papa says:

    she was too lazy to put contacts on that morning..

  14. Spandrell says:

    @Sewer Rats
    I agree

  15. Canadave says:

    I’m so fucking curious as to the context of this photo. WTF is going on, Is she handing out free beers? Is this the new face of guerilla marketing? A real life add for the famous nakedlady blog “Guess Her Muff”? And why is no one staring at her in bewilderment? Are there more naked people outside of the borders of the photo? Is the zebra herd mentality keeping her safe? The more of use there are, the harder i’ll be to single out? What’s with the asian Amber Lamps in the background?

    The only thing we can know for certain is that this is San Francisco.

  16. imyar says:

    yay for tan lines

  17. George Costanza says:

    Great, after having to look at this lady ALL DAY, now I totally want to do her.
    Her tan lines, her kitty cat, shit, even her man hands are driving me crazy.

  18. no.thanks. says:

    thank you canadave, i thought the same thing.
    “san francisco…….shit!”
    i like living here but some of the things the folks do here is not unlike having a little brother that drools. You want to protect the guy but sometimes you might laugh at him too.

  19. bukkake captain says:

    i bet she’s wearing sensible sneakers with socks, which is doing nothing to diminish my perplexing boner

  20. idk says:

    naked with jewelry is the best look ever

  21. nuh-uh no way says:

    Man, this woman’s face is identical to the english teacher from my high school who ended up marrying a student.

    Broads who look like this – ashy center-part blondes with little rectangle glasses who have aged in an unfortunate manner (disproportionate to their actual date of birth) are just always fucked. Always. Liberal artsy feminazi bitches who take things “to the limit” to “change society.” Yuck city.

  22. skull front says:

    mom…no dinner again

  23. Borneo Jimmy says:

    I can just picture her leaving a trail of pan drippings on the sidewalk from that open toolbox.

  24. johnnyboi says:

    this old chick can get it!!

  25. MyStereoHasMono says:

    The gentleman over her left shoulder is shirtless, so I assume he is fully naked as well. Welcome to Capitol Hill.

  26. james says:

    nice beef…

  27. MISTER WIFE BEATER says:

    My cock just inverted.

  28. Teamevil says:

    Asian broad in the background. That is all.

  29. Tommy. says:

    NOT MY MOM!!!!!!

  30. zazzie says:

    Did anyone notice that the girl behind her is barefoot and talking on a redbull cell phone?

  31. Fapper's Delight says:

    Back for my tenth serving of tight protester pussy.

  32. Faptain of the Fapship Fapterprise says:

    I’d poop on it.

  33. Chijj says:

    @zazzie: I think they’re both holding cans of Coors Light. Which is, of course, the drink of choice for buck naked, broken-down housewives.

  34. king illiotic says:

    The red bull cell phone shit is hilarious!

  35. Zippy says:

    I don’t want to destroy anyone’s techno-fantasy but the Red Bull phone is a can the guy with the pink shirt is drinking from. Now if you want to wonder why the Asian girl is wearing a tape measure around her waist, then we have a topic!

  36. Anonymous says:

    snatchness

  37. Bang Bang Banana says:

    @nuh-uh no way: How did you just describe my BFF from 8th grade?

  38. Jocelyn says:

    Is this the bike lane protest in the Hasidic neighborhood in Williamsburg?

  39. Slig says:

    EWWWW coors light!?

  40. MOTHAFUCKA says:

    SEE, I DON’T UNDERSTAND WHAT IS GOING ON IN NEW YORK, I THINK YOU’RE ALL GOING CRAZY AND SHOULD STOP DOING WHAT YOU’RE DOING CAUSE THIS PICTURE IS PROOF YOU HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO IDEA WHAT’S GOING ON IN THE WORLD. THIS BITCH NEEDS SOME CLOTHES AS WELL.

  41. chiggity says:

    Yeah, this is SF (Hayes St, actually) … Probably taken at Bay 2 Breakers — hard as it is to believe this is certainly the best-looking of the naked people.

  42. hank says:

    I am going to try to FAP to this. I’ll back back later and let you know how it goes.

  43. hank says:

    check back

  44. Anonymous says:

    The oddest part of this, is that noone in the background seems to care of mind?


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