Posted by
Gavin
• 04.06.10 11:24 am

I know you think this makes sandals OK but you’re seeing them on a 10. If she had yellow Chucks or basically anything else, we’d be scraping you off the sidewalk.

★★★★★★★★★☆


Comments
  1. OOO says:

    Cumshot of the century, round two!

  2. Swifty says:

    I just pulled a muscle in my dick.

  3. JüCIFER says:

    WTF? I keep seeing the same girl… it’s like they clone them in the garment district.

  4. unclaimed smegma says:

    Gladiator sandals or whatever these are called: not great, but at least her feet are pretty. Chucks with this outfit would have ruined it, in my opinion. Why not some heels? Wedges, even, would have been fine.

  5. kure kure takora says:

    i hate hippie anthropologie bullshit like this.

  6. Zippy says:

    She’s got the whole nubile Greek slave girl, Roman sandaled, Haight-Ashbury want to bang it REAL, REAL bad look down to a tee. Give her the extra kitten just for the fact that she isn’t picking the spandex out of her ass like 1150.

    BTW, what happened to 1151? The Lost Boner?

  7. really? says:

    id buss in this bitch on purpose

  8. no.thanks. says:

    more like…..this is the pretty cute girlfriend of one of my boys that i would flirt with from time to time but would always walk away thinking “how does he put up with her stupid shit?”

  9. Anonymous says:

    perfect, except the sandals bring it down to a 9.9998

  10. Billy Cox says:

    fuuuuuuuuuuuuuck this bitch is bad

  11. Come ON. says:

    Yellow Chucks? My emo little sister has those.

  12. imyar says:

    damn girl killed it that shit’s inspirin’ son!

  13. hhh says:

    is that zoe?

  14. miss universe says:

    yellow chucks? GROW UP. also, this entire outfit is lame and only looks good because she’s got a hot body. if you’re going to say the sandals look dumb and suggest a change in the outfit, maybe she should just take all her clothes (and stupid sunglasses) off and stand there? this isn’t a rating of anything other than her body. street boners are hipster porn. these women should be paid.

  15. Billy Cox says:

    chix in miami dress better but this bitch is bad

  16. Maxwel says:

    this reinforces my belief that sandals, on anyone, turn normal feet into GIANT FEET.

  17. muthafutha says:

    shishonia, has to be

  18. Mark says:

    Your war on sandals, which was a noble effort at first, has now become dogmatic.

  19. Olek says:

    @Mark Your comment has restored my faith not just in the street carnage commentors, but humanity as a whole.

  20. ras putin says:

    easy with the tens guy. you can’t give away a ten if you don’t see more of the body. she looks asian and god knows asians have flat asses not worth a dime. she might be hungarian though, in which case she’s probably got a decent ass despite the knock-kneeage.

  21. Uncle Wah Wah says:

    I like a bit of a flat ass on a young woman. God knows once they start expanding they grow faster than a tumor.

  22. Jetpack says:

    Those sandals make her look like she has Michael Phelps shark-man feet. She’s pretty, but I can’t look away from those seafaring hooves.

  23. Dragler says:

    I like the street boners but they aren’t my kind of girls usually. I judge women by their bodies, not their clothes or their “personality”

  24. ~**juDee**~ says:

    What the fuck is wrong with wearing sandals?? Shit. As long as you’ve got nice feet, it’s all good man. I bet you’re an undercover foot fetishist or something. Admittance is the first step man. There’s plenty of help out there. Also her outfit ain’t all that great. Looks like something I could pick up from a shop in Deptford Market in South London. A fiver for one top or get two for £8

  25. Carmensyta says:

    I don’t think that’s a 10..close but not a ten.

  26. BOLLOCKS TO THIS says:

    SANDALS – SLIPPERS FOR SLAPPERS

  27. Peeny Paps says:

    I refuse to believe that this girl has a flat ass. I applaud the sandals. Don’t you want to just put those toes in your asshole?

  28. Anonymous says:

    Yellow chucks? Barf!

  29. Batman: The Horse says:

    So begins the season of deceptive eyewear holla at me buttaface

  30. GodFlow says:

    Seis gatitos

  31. heteronorm says:

    IT’S A TRAP! WATCH OUT, SHE’S A TRAP!

  32. uncannied says:

    I want one.


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