Posted by
Gavin
• 02.17.11 11:44 pm

The only way you’re going to get a punk princess like this is to roll up to her on a giant white horse that’s in a band.

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ENLARGE


Comments
  1. newnumberorder says:

    “Punk princess” nice oxymoron Gavin.

    Also, FIRST!

  2. Simon says:

    Best. Caption. Ever.

    She’s gorgeous, but get her some black socks.

  3. Seth Putnam says:

    U.K Subs and Defiance? Fuck that noise. Best get some Anti-Cimex and Crude SS patches before I consider catching scabies off you.

  4. Aales says:

    “PUNK PRINCESS” Gavin that’s so gross

  5. dick cheese says:

    More like punk prince.

  6. dyed, fried, and laid to the side says:

    she’s gonna party like it’s, oh, what, 1983, eh grampy? This ersatz crusty shite was played from the first day it was bought off the rack. 30 years ago.

  7. International Man of Mystery says:

    Oh yeah, I really wanna hop on that stanky limpdick bus:

    “The most radical element of punk was the refusal of sex. Sid Vicious said sex is two minutes and 19 seconds of squelching noises. A revulsion about sex, it was something complacent Californian hippies did. The drug culture at the time completely amphetamine based, so you couldn’t if you wanted to. You didn’t have the wherewithal.”

    http://www.3ammagazine.com/3am/interview-with-simon-critchley/

  8. Funnygurl79 says:

    Rebel girl you are the queen of my world!

  9. Pudge says:

    Sambas and Skullcandy headphones are punk rock now?

  10. MOARs FAT CHICKS!!! says:

    super cute—ohh, punk rock girls :) :) :)

  11. scrib says:

    but why GIF?? see those pixels in her face? yeah? that’s why God invented JPEG.

  12. earwax says:

    Intl man o’mystery-It was John Lydon who said that re; sex. And you haven’t done the right kind of amphetmines if you haven’t fucked like an animal into oblivion my friend.

  13. just a cunt hair away says:

    nice socks, poser.

  14. Zippy says:

    I doubt that she is some neo RockRebel. She’s probably into SADD and Junior Historians, too. HAHAHAHA

  15. ourladyiftheflowers says:

    nothing says punk like an e reader

  16. meatyarnage says:

    I’m waiting for her to go all natalie portman and say “Here listen to TSOL , they will change ur lyfe”

  17. just a cunt hair away says:

    this is like how Raymi envisions punk- stylish, accents, and easily wearable street-chic-cool. it’s also what’s wrong. hahahahaha!

  18. Chubs for You says:

    ^^^ Ha! Raymi sucks.

  19. Chubs for You says:

    also: Adidas Sambas? Soooo not punk.

  20. Manolo says:

    She’s okay down to the ankles.
    A. white socks, what the fuck
    B. punks don’t play indoor soccer

  21. imyar says:

    adore those shoes. she could be a little cleaner though. hi guys! ^^^

  22. Joe Queer says:

    Sambas are punk only if Bouncing Souls are punk.

  23. Long Island JAP says:

    While I agree that her look is largely manufactured (note fancy handbag in enlarged photo), skinheads have been wearing Sambas for decades. She is “Jen Hanley” punk rock.

  24. J.U.C.I.F.E.R. says:

    if anything she’s too clean.
    CLEAN+PUNK: Isn’t that an oxymoron?

  25. PAULY D says:

    nothing says crust like an i pad or whatever the fuck that gizmo is.

  26. 13 year old pimple bomb says:

    Yeah, whatever, she’s cool!. I’d still beat my meat to her. fwap.fwap.fwap….

  27. Taeil says:

    Don’t be talking shit on Adidas motherfuckers. Three words: VOID lead singer

    But what’s with her headphones? Let me fag out and say, head phones as obnoxious as that shit subtract kittens.

  28. pure punk says:

    adidas taeil’s yellow SoCal ass. i remember when punk was ANTI brands, period.

  29. mr.meat says:

    ………And this is why she’s a “punk princess”, you idiots!
    Also, LAST!

  30. Penis-Belenis says:

    I’m too old for this fucking shit!

  31. booty says:

    destination unknown, ruby ruby ruby ruby so ho

  32. steffi varadi says:

    first off, im hispanic so sambas, yes, they are pretty punk, especially since the hispanic punk rock scene is pretty prominent here in new york. what do hispanics love? they love soccer, well at least most do. btw this is me in the photo. plus i love playing soccer so i love my sambas. it’s nyc, hey ass, i need comfy walking shoes.

    second, i require nice headphones to hear my punk rock in good quality. i work hard for what i have

    third, anti-cimex and crass are good, the pants arent finished yet, since then, septic death and DS 13 and buzzcocks have been added, there’s limited space on clothing so i cant fit everything in. besides, there are so many sub genres of punk that you shouldnt confine yourself to one area, you dont learn much about anything that way. try living outside the box for once

    fourth funnygirl79 thanks and to everyone else who was nice enough

    fifth to PAULY D YOU RETARD IT’S A BOOK WHERE I WRITE MY LYRICS

    sixth penis belines or whatever, if you’re so old, change your online name

    seventh booty, rancid rocks, nothin like some ska punk to lift the spirits

    EIGHTH: NOW HERE’S THE IMPORTANT PART. those of you shit talkers talk shit because
    a) you’re either too ugly and insecure about yourselves so you talk smack because you feel that you cant say it to my face and the internet is your stupid security blanket and you somehow keep wanting to make yourselves feel better by (now here’s the key word:) TRYING to put others down. I’m 19 by the way, you’re really mature
    b) i quite frankly don’t give a flying fuck about your hipster sense of entitlement, i just think the world is entitled to my opinion :)
    c)i live punk and i am not scared to look different. society is ugly and disfunctional because of intolerant uneducated people such as yourselves
    d) learn to love yourselves and maybe you’ll sleep better at night
    e) if i want an ipad, i’ll get an ipad. times have changed and evolved, obviously you’re still stuck in the past. it’s the music that counts, not the gadget. so because i love punk, i should give up things that might make my life a little more tolerable? wow, that seems dumb,
    f)i love how you’re bothered by my appearance, well if i saw you, i’d probably think you were a tool but since i am not a philistine, i wont judge :)
    g) are you too scared to ask me for a picture? do you have to be such a conniving little sneak? that shows a lot about your character. leave me alone, i don’t like people ostracizing me, i like keeping to myself

  33. High School Student says:

    steffi i love you

  34. ABOMB says:

    ARE YOU PUSSYS ACTUALLY TALKING ABOUT HER SOCKS AND “HANDBAG”!!? Holy shit I cant fucking belive that, You mother fuckers are the little fucks who sit there and “decide” things… like the “Sir Mix Alot” song said by the white girl “Ohh My GAWD BECKY, look at the size of her BUTT” Is this “Street boners or Street PUSSIES”.. hahaha!? How “punk ” is it to critize a girl sitting on the steps with headphones, maybe she didnt have clean socks but going outside was more important then washing clothes,. You haters would need a lot more then a band and a white fucking horse to talk to her, she would see right through your bullshit horse and lame band the first time you spoke and most likley kick your ass for your trouble I suggest you guys get back on Xbox and leave this girl to me! <3 ABOMB

  35. Joe Queer says:

    This chick is beast. You rule!

  36. porridge thump says:

    the paper dispensers in the top right of the pic. add a nice splash of colour to this image

  37. Steffi says:

    Listen fagos I am the punkest bitch on earth. So punk that I get on the internet with my iPad to see what people think of how punk I am. SOO PUNK that when they don’t like what I do or how I do it, I write a novella explanation of why everyone should kiss my ass. I am the only thin blonde girl who has ever sewed patches onto my pants so GTFOVER IT I WRITE SONG LYRICS OK??? FUCK I am so punk & also hispanic you’re all just fat jealous kids. I’m gonna write a song about you dicks for being so mean. 😉

  38. Steffi says:

    Yeah hide behind my name. You little pussy. Say it to my face how about that? An yeah, I am the only one to have done it :)

  39. Steffi says:

    Ps, the fact that you tool the time to read my little letter to you so made it worth my time :) and the fact that I offended you that much is actually really quite satisfying, goodnight dear

  40. updapAnx says:

    why is her jacket not painted? also….gross.

  41. NYHC77 says:

    Looks to me like her parents taught her how to use a bar of soap, now that’s a punk chick I’d get with love the jacket by the way! From the profile candid, she looks very pretty. Keep the good shit alive!

  42. Mark says:

    How is being punk any different than being a Grateful Dead head at this point. Just a different clothing rack at the store and a different MP3 collection.

  43. Asshole Flavored Tic-Tacs says:

    I bet she’s like 1/124 “hispanic” and descended from Hernan Cortes. But hey, if she does anal she can be whoever the fuck she wants to be.

  44. Eine Kleine Arsemusik says:

    Ms. Varadi, you’ve yet failed to verify whether getting you does, in fact, require a horse who is in a punk rock band.

  45. MXWL says:

    steffi, call me. 612-991-8857

  46. EdFister says:

    Hey Steffi,

    Bet your lyrics suck dick.

    Regards,
    Ed

  47. mell swaps says:

    SV you are awesome and beautiful and I mean that

  48. tinyfrogs says:

    At first I was all like WOH there are 47 comments for this SB. Then I was all like LAME half the comments are from the girl in the pic and/or her real-world friends.

    Also, punks can not be 10s. Ever. The whole point of punk dress is ANTI sex appeal.

  49. bollocks to this says:

    oh yers getting on the net with your I-pad is sooooo punk, fuck off back to mummy and daddy or use a fucking pencil and scrap paper, now thats punk, bitch, enuf of this crap, i’m off back to the 70s where there was no such thing as fucking “I” anything, just vinyl and scraps of paper (and the occassional dirty hippy to kick in the cunt)

  50. librarian says:

    she’s wearing white socks just for spite. she doesnt give a fuck what you or anybody else thinks.

  51. vivi says:

    I like how all up-ity everyone got on the comments. How old are we? are we losing our humor about what street boners is all about? Are you hopped up on blow and tequila or something? Lets tone down the aggro- on the opinions and lets all laugh again at this ridiculous specimen of punk. Yes, punk is dead. It died probably about 25 to 30 years ago. Anyone else appropriating that shit is just a hoarder of concepts. Let it go. Evolve. Move on to the next thing like becoming a park slope mom and shopping at alexis bittar or something. It’s not that big of a deal.

  52. kid serious says:

    guys she learned from her dirty ex boyfriend and shes just going through a phase, lay off

  53. updapAnx says:

    didn’t she say she’s like 16? makes sense now….i call this look “distressed rancid”

  54. ABOMB says:

    hahahaha You guys are really really fucking lame, i want to put you all in a bowl like grapes and stomp on you till you were just tiny little bloody guts. maybe if she ASKED for this fucking pic to be taken she MIGHT warrent some of this lame feedback.. BUT SHE DIDNT you little pricks and If you are all so punk but have internet access I could say the same thing about you, I am so damn punk and GANGSTER I didnt go online but once every 2 monthes for years at a time. I wish they would take a picture of me so you could talk shit , I would love it. My hawk is going on 10 years straight, and I am telling you get into a conversation on whats punk (outside of your little fucking podunk town) and I will school you.. Go ahead , talk shit at me and leave the girl alone.. Pussies.. ABOMB

  55. NYHC77 says:

    punk is in the heart, not in the clothes.

    I think being a park slope mother is lame vivi, maybe you should stick to that instead of being a judgmental bitch bored at home on your pc whilst your kids are at school and your husband is shagging another woman. just because you’re 30 and old, doesnt mean you’re old news and are dead vivi, you just got life sucked out of you

    i’ve half a mind to call you all racists, you hate because of the way she looks, what’s to stop YOU from calling me a Nigger? stop judging on looks. And we dont live in the middle ages any more, we have things like showers and soap now. i’ve met this chick a few times at shows and such when i first came from the UK, she’s actually a sweetheart, she doesnt have dirty ex boyfriends, stop assuming. the girl is gorgeous, smart and nice and a hell of a punk!

  56. steffi says:

    mell swaps and librarian thank you and bullocks to this, your old, get glasses, it’s not an ipad. and yeah, sorry that back then people were too dumb to invent nice little gadgets :) and btw, “mommy and daddy” have been dead for a while
    ed fister, you homo, i’ll bet your life sucks
    regards

  57. steffi says:

    i’m done, argue amongst yourselves now children, this website sucks. it’s a reflection of the horrible traits in people

  58. fire walk with me says:

    steffi, i’m all about you and your look makes smokin hot bi-curious girls like myself want to get you drunk. so please remember that even if punk is dead and grunge is dead, we can make it real in my bed.

  59. vivi says:

    for your info I’m not a park slope mom. I have a mac and you can fuck yourself! I’m just saying it’s retarded when you see young people that are “soooo punk rock” even more retarded when someone takes a snapshot about it and everyone comments. I’m out of this convo. Lets move on to the next boner. I need a break while writing my stupid book in starbucks… just kidding. All these commenters are fake. It’s a free space to be stupid. Take a joke or suck a dog turd you hypersensitive a-hole.

  60. Wintermute says:

    White socks. That’s a deal breaker

  61. M.I.M.P. says:

    I know this girl….and she found it is why I’m looking at it right now…I’m sure everyone would love to find themselves posted on some website with a caption like this.

  62. 2pack says:

    Ha, Miss Punk 1977, became a punk last year.
    “Guess who” Myspace dot com profile this is?

    http://www.myspace.com/capitangeneral

    Oh what, your hispanic? D.F punk kids, would eat you alive, even Bueno Aires kids would clown you.

    Take the loss and move on.

  63. Gluteus Maximus says:

    if you think someone has to fit into a neat little labeled box, you’re completely fucking programmed. here’s a pic of a lovely, smart young woman who is expressing her interests in whatever way she fucking feels like it. that plus an amusingly silly caption. why the need for superficial judgements that are unintelligent and not at all funny? take a look at yourself you domesticated mutts.

  64. Fat Wrestling Kid says:

    It’s real to me!!!!

  65. asdghfj says:

    PAULY D Says:

    nothing says crust like an i pad or whatever the fuck that gizmo is.

  66. Jonah says:

    LOL – I love Mall Punks. What? She’s on her way to the Hot Topic stage at the next big punk rock fest. I’d LOVE to read her lyrics, they must be hilarious. “No one gets meeeeeee gonna cut myself waaahhhh”

    This has never been a cool look. You were born in the 90s which means YOU MISSED IT. Punk rock happened, some of us were there, you weren’t born, join your own generation. 80s “hippies” were just as lame.

  67. What? says:

    Why did I read this shit. Guess I’m drunk browsing. You’re all chumps. Leave it alone already. Chick does what she wants. How many of you can say the same? Life is bigger than attire, get on already.

  68. Molly says:

    shes cool

  69. Molly says:

    So what she is wearing soccer shoes. Being “punk” is not about what you wear. She wears what pleases her, who cares if it is not a matching outfit from angery, young and poor.


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