Posted by
Gavin
• 05.31.11 11:41 am

Hey every guy in New York, Grow the fuck up and propose already.

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Comments
  1. raymeh says:

    someone’s never-ening midlife crisis uncle is gonna die from maje mdma bender

  2. DetoNate says:

    This has nothing to do with the pic, but everything to do with the caption- My good friend who lives in New York City just got married THIS PAST WEEKEND.
    Look, I know that none of you care, but the coincidence of this caption was too much to pass up.
    I’ll go back to slagging/drooling over the pics tomorrow.

  3. Uncle Wah Wah says:

    Sweatin’ to the Oldies! If that blonde in the dress gives pap here a mercy dance, his old crank just may come back to life.

  4. boo says:

    meth has him toothless and toasted at age 28

  5. member ov says:

    Dancing with the devil in more ways than one.

  6. nawny gold says:

    one hand in the air. signature of the anti-rhythmic white girl.

  7. Aesthlete says:

    from what I have observed marriage and parenting confer very little, sometimes even negative, emotional maturity upon its participants. Perhaps every single person in the room is one of his descendants; and he’s beaten, or diddled, or both, every last one of them. White people are especially savage like that. It’s been statistically proven. At least Irishmen are subhuman anyway. Ask any 19th century New York Englishman.

  8. grumpy old man says:

    lock up your daughters

  9. jdeep6 says:

    finally the backward hat thing is dead.

  10. two cents says:

    NAWNY GOLD – HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHA

  11. mr.meat says:

    jim slip incognito?

  12. je moeder says:

    Why are Americans so obsessed with getting married?

  13. should be a post to LEslie Arfin says:

    Marriage sucks. It’s an invitation to misery.

  14. Commander Obvious says:

    He is those girls grandfather and is dancing around because his prostate cancer treatment worked. Give him a break.

    Also aesthlete is correct, marriage is kind of a way to “lock in” your immaturity into a closed loop until death do you part. If you ever hang out with married couples, it’s just constant bickering about what sheets to buy, who is going to clean up the yard, should their kid use Facebook and so forth. It’s a level of banality that makes Do’s and Don’ts and Street Boners seem poignant and important.

  15. Anonymous says:

    hipster mortis

    hahaha, i’m so fucking funny.

  16. amusement engineer says:

    you’re laughing at your future, which is not a bad thing at all.

  17. the ex-dude says:

    hes been 27 for the past 25 years.

  18. I can’t believe people are still dressing like Miami ravers from 1997.

  19. Tampico says:

    Ah missing my grandpapa
    $1 dollar reward if brought death.


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