Posted by
Gavin
• 07.28.11 11:12 pm

Remember when nerds didn’t dress up and never got laid?

★★★★★★★★★★


Comments
  1. Marie-Joseph Paul Yves Roch Gilbert du Motier, Marquis de La Fayette says:

    Doctors don’t need all those zippers on their pants.

  2. La Fatte says:

    But pseudo-goth paramedics do. Wait scratch that all goths are pseudo.

  3. Her Majesty's eXplosive says:

    They’re both way too young to have heard of Sisters of Mercy. Hell, they don’t even look old enough to drink.

  4. Dickbutt says:

    Young is just right.

  5. gospel stomper says:

    The children of Dr Benway. I’ll bet there are some good drugs in that little box.

  6. Vinny "Variocele" Trask says:

    sweet jesus. can we cut that guy out tho?

  7. Steve Harvey says:

    This is the best one I’ve seen in a long time. I’ll take porno style over boring whatever now fashion or anti-fashion or whatever any day.

  8. dozens says:

    why oh why must you pictures be so small? yall should really start setting it so that a click gives you a bigger jpg.

  9. Frenchie's Sister says:

    She looks cute, but he really should have spent the extra $15 and gotten some scrub pants. Not a very good job with the blood either. Should have been a giant spray pattern, you know, like when you nick an artery…

  10. iwontslowdown says:

    fag + hag

  11. DetoNate says:

    socially inept IT nerd + gold-digging stripper trophy girlfriend

  12. DetoNate says:

    Both of whom are confused as to what month Halloween is celebrated.

  13. Sir-gets-alot says:

    “OMG, this is gonna look so cool on our facebook page!” -Dorks in dress-up

  14. raymeh says:

    illustrious point.

  15. hi yo silver says:

    kids having fun. dude could’ve done much better with pants/shoes though.

  16. Party Yawnster says:

    The limelight was and always will be tardville.

  17. Dr. RealGood says:

    Not realistic enough. Need some feces and urine splashes on that coat. Kids are just so lazy these days…

  18. Erc says:

    Love the chick on the right, dayum. But lets get rid of the dude, yuck

  19. Collin Bullshit says:

    She’s nothing but perfecto.

  20. dryrub says:

    There’s a chance these two are boning because they seem inordinately attractive by nerd standards, but if you think cosplayers in general are getting laid you could not be more wrong. Nerds are having less sex now than ever. Trust me on this. Try going to a nerd rave some time (they usually happen at anime conventions). You’ll see 5,000 costumed, largely sober nerds awkwardly glowsticking, and then retreating back to their hotel rooms alone as soon as it’s over. It’d be one of the saddest things you could ever imagine if it weren’t so god damned fun. You wanna get laid at something like you’ve got to bring your own broad, or find one of the few girls who’s just there because it’s a rave and they want an excuse to roll. It ain’t happening with the nerds.

  21. pastoralia says:

    Pigtails, red lips, garters, fishnets, patent leather high heeled boots…she just stepped out my favorite porn fantasy.

  22. B says:

    That guy created the corny website and store vampirefreaks.com which is tainting the nyc industrial scene with its cheesy-ness and Hot Topic like aesthetic.


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