Posted by
Gavin
• 08.17.09 09:00 am

Okay, maybe there is an exception to the “all women should wear heels” rule.

★★★★★★★☆☆☆


Comments
  1. lives.to.strangle. says:

    sigh, it makes me sad to think that i’ll never be even nearly as masculine as her

  2. Zippy says:

    I thought Junior Samples was dead.
    I wonder if she has a row of 6 or 8 teats stretching across her belly like a brood sow?

  3. frankly mr. stankly says:

    hotties on the left and right have been displaced from the bathtub of the shot.

  4. J Dawg says:

    Hey this is Rita, Owner of Rita’s Bird Bird in Atlanta. Shes cool as fuck. Leave her be!

  5. Wanda Sykes' Dildo says:

    If you tell this woman that Martina McBride sucks, she will follow you home and eat you.

  6. POOKLES says:

    Rockin’

  7. skull front says:

    he’s one beer away from being eaten. and he knows it

  8. HoHum says:

    “# J Dawg Says:
    08.17.09 at 1:04 pm

    Hey this is Rita, Owner of Rita’s Bird Bird in Atlanta. Shes cool as fuck. Leave her be!”

    It’s Ria. With Emily in front and Courtney behind her.

  9. phloem says:

    yeah its called being 5’9+

  10. Jake O'Bake says:

    This is the kind of sow that tosses the Carharrts and shitty cowboy hat on in her student loft and gets in her hatchback covered in pro-bluegrass and women’s studies bumper stickers so she can show everybody at the Drive-by Truckers show in Portland how “Southern” she is.

  11. Peterpaul says:

    It’s Ria, alright. I knew her years ago when we travelled in the same scene in the late 1980s early 1990s. I swear to god I thought she was a dude the first three months I knew her…of course, I was only 13 and naive at the time.

    At the Masquerade at a show I once saw her fight four Georgia Tech fratboys simultaneously and win! Each punch was measured and connected with a devastating accuaracy sharpened by years of street fighting. The boys, large and aggressive as they were, didn’t stand a chance.

  12. Jay Dawg says:

    HoHum – yea Ria, I was hungover this morning.

    Anyfuck, I remember Ria back from the old Dotties days shes always been a class act to me.. her restaurant aint bad either.

  13. Jay Dawg says:

    Jake O’Bake – You are so off base its not even remotely amusing.

  14. whateves totes says:

    Fat chicks from the south move away from the humidity so the moisture in their chubfolds stops giving them rashes.

  15. total fucking hippie says:

    yes fat dykes and the crass farm this site is getting kinda good

  16. WUH WUH says:

    Think about this: that woman hasn’t seen her own vagina in years.

  17. nuh-uh no way says:

    That dudes smilin’ like he knows he’s gunna get raped

  18. #1 Ria fan says:

    Think about this: that woman sees more vagina in a month than you see all year, geekboy.

  19. unicycle says:

    wow Rosie O’Donnell really going all out now that shes open

  20. MCB says:

    Sometimes you have to wonder if one is actually born with the “dyke” gene, or if that is just a lifestyle to which one defaults because eventually it just becomes clear that your options are far better with lesbianism because no man in his right mind would ever voluntarily initiate coitus with you.

  21. Mans Like says:

    She would form geysers in the earth with heels on…oh and btw dude’s look is priceless (looks like he gets molested by her)…they make the two in the background look like Brad and Angelina. Sorry for the triple play of hate (bad night)

  22. Anonymous says:

    Lol that guys about to get dateraped…


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