Posted by
Gavin
• 09.21.09 12:46 pm

Hey lady, someone stuck your head on a Russian prostitute.

★★★★★★☆☆☆☆


Comments
  1. just a cunt hair away says:

    asian face + russian prostitute body = i have to change and burn my slacks

  2. The Bates says:

    Yay! The boners are normal-sized again! Way to go, Gavin.

  3. drippy dog dix and cum bubbles or something says:

    I’ll take this over some frumpy hipster/hippy all day long.

  4. MARTY says:

    and that is a bad thing?! did you turn gay over the wknd or something?

  5. imyar says:

    that is a fucking wicked look

  6. Dork says:

    She’s really cute, but she needs to look in the mirror before leaving, remove one whoreish article of clothing, and replace it with something non-whoreish.

  7. Wack-boy says:

    That smirk says “Yes, I know you want to do nasty things to me. Everyone wants to do nasty things to me”

  8. ew says:

    china does share a border with russia

  9. Sixteen Boners says:

    Hottest ever.

  10. Cheesebottoms says:

    Ummm….I just came.

  11. skull front says:

    this is good news. for awhile i thought this site was drifting to rainbow country.

  12. Zippy says:

    Oh, youm yum, me so horny!
    I bet she’s not one of those young Asians that practices the fucking violin 20 hours a day!

  13. aleke says:

    Russia: makes everything better

  14. Johnny Cum Greatly says:

    I’m picturing a Henry James/Tropic of Cancer interlude with her at the bottom of the stairwell. Not big into Asians, but this chicky is mucho transcendent. LET’S GET IT ON!

    How the fuck can I post comments too quickly when I haven’t posted shit since last night? NOT VERY HOSPITABLE!

  15. Dorothy says:

    This is Daffy from Foreva 21

  16. Mail a Fart says:

    This is really nice, loving it!

  17. Turd Ferguson says:

    Could you imagine sashaying into the local bistro with that honey on your arm? Dude! You’d be the talk of the town!

  18. Fat one from the backstreet boys says:

    Its usually after the first trip to the US that girls from Tokyo realize how they send mixed signals on the streets of US and UK cities.

  19. Considerate says:

    theirs asians in russia… very nice how much!

  20. bolo says:

    If she was a Russian prostitute, I’d say “How about a little head?”

    You know, because she has a little head.

  21. Ernest Eatingpussyway says:

    My balls are STILL hummin over this one. Hopefully she’s not a Yakuza chippy. Don’t wanna get my arms chopped off for having super dirty thoughts about someone else’s lady!!!!

  22. Gil Gerard says:

    I kinda don’t like the coat, but since everything else there says “Don’t buy groceries, see what you can get her to do for $300,” I can overlook it.

  23. Que Bonita says:

    Imagine if all the dumpy over-tatooed hipster girls in W’burg looked like this? “Paradise, my boy, paradise!”

  24. aguirresdaughter says:

    You can poo-poo this girl if you want, but you’d be nuts to not want a hug from her.

  25. sneezing puppy says:

    waist up: hug and kiss me
    waist down: ash and step on me please

  26. obvious thought says:

    She’s neither interesting nor cool. Hot? Yep. Wife? No.

  27. KITTEH says:

    Turd Ferguson Says:

    Could you imagine sashaying into the local bistro with that honey on your arm? Dude! You’d be the talk of the town!

    Yeah, people would just think you had enough money for a prostitute that night.

  28. melsa says:

    hahaha that was pretty perfect.

  29. Chimney Flue says:

    No Shit… I am in LOVE.

  30. yup says:

    ugh. I’m sure that when she walks in those oversized clodhoppers, she also has knock-knees like the rest of them.

  31. Anonymous says:

    do want. do want.
    where is the nearest ATM lol

  32. cook says:

    wack shoes but i would go to town on that. yes sir


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