Posted by
Gavin
• 09.24.09 09:42 am

If there’s one thing Brooklyn’s petty thieves care about, it’s some rich bitch’s faith in humanity. Is she going for a naïve world record?

[rating:3]


Comments
  1. Anonymous says:

    Why does this bike have a seat? Is this person blind? If so, why are they riding a bike

  2. Sir Fagsalot says:

    I ride a bike too.

  3. JuCIFER says:

    she should look for it in her rectum.

  4. Rick Deckard says:

    She’ll never see that Brooks/Selle San Marco again.

  5. dolphin sex says:

    I hope you took it after taking the picture

  6. sophie baboon says:

    Im gonna slit that bitches tires

  7. count cumchugula says:

    the old seat had her baby on it

  8. Penis Largo, DDS says:

    It’s obvious by the way that she (def. written by a woman) started to write it as a jokey little sign, but really thought that the thief would return the sign because she felt bad. Bullshit. This is the problem with you white (possibly Asian) brooklyn transplant fags. You think that the NYC is full of misguided poor people and that you can appeal to their humanity by writing a stupid sign. Sorry, lesbo. Poor people will take what they can to feed themselves and feed their fun. Welcome to the real world. People don’t give a shit about your bike, tv, or collection of ironic dvds.

  9. Anonymous says:

    Penis Largo, DDS. totally true. made me chuckle

  10. German Guy says:

    So people steal bike seats to feed themselves?

  11. Anonymous says:

    Your seat is at clem’s under a pile of my shit

  12. X-ray says:

    “Aw fuck, someone totally stole the piece of shit seat that I had on my ’86 Raleigh 10 speed that I’m walking ironically to the bar every night. Now I hafta replace the seat with one off an ’87 Raleigh. This shit is SO going on my Tumblr”.

  13. bolo says:

    please restore my faith in humanity and give me my neighborhood back

  14. aleke says:

    Please restore my faith in humanity and round up and execute the sociopathic global vampire class that is making everyone’s life a waking hell.

  15. Anonymous says:

    please restore my faith in humanity by not using the ‘please restore my faith in humanity’ line as a gag comment.

  16. lol@u says:

    “my neighborhood,” as though you settled it you fucking dogfucker. their bullshit sense of entitlement is no greater then yours, it’s just based on a privileged youth instead of some primitive territorial bullshit. you fucking dogfucker.

  17. IcloseMYblindsWHENiJERKoff says:

    agreed with lol@u…regionalism is stupid, id love to have more ironic rich beautiful white girls in my ‘hood’. tired of the fuglies…sooooooooooo sad

  18. aleke says:

    @IcloseMYblindsWHENiJERKoff

    Fuck gentrification, and fuck you

  19. mr. bromwell says:

    it’s just a bicycle seat you pricks.

    that photo could have been taken at the university of iowa.

  20. bolo says:

    @lol@you: I’m a navajo, asshole.

  21. YO BOLO says:

    A cup of firewater for your fagit thoughts

    BITTER, not better


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