Posted by
Gavin
• 11.30.09 09:06 am

You know you’re a 10 when you stuff your flaxen locks in a beanie and dress like a Hot Topic cat burglar but you STILL look like Eva Mendes dipped in hotter sauce.

[rating:10]


Comments
  1. Anonymous Too says:

    Oh those thighs. Those thighs.

  2. Wack-boy says:

    Flaxen?I don’t think so.

  3. lester says:

    finally, something I can sink my teeth into

  4. Treetop says:

    Eva Mendes? Seriously?

  5. gay dude says:

    She looks like she’s ready to get Million Dollar Babied at a Girl Talk show.

  6. felicia says:

    looks like a younger rosie perez

  7. Zippy says:

    You must have been alone pretty much the last 5 days. Attractive girl but let’s not get carried away with the superlatives.

  8. Dill says:

    Great caption… now you just need the photo that corresponds with it.

  9. juCIFER says:

    she has the kind of legs you could suck on for a day.

  10. Anonymous says:

    Ok I think I’m in love

  11. aesk47 says:

    Magnifique paire de cuisses, une de chaque bord de ma face pendant que je lui mange le smoked meat montréal style!!

  12. R. Kelly says:

    Das’ a mahty fahn fo-teen yih ohwd.

  13. zuckerzeit says:

    i was going to post my opinion but felicia beat me to it

  14. bolo says:

    Zippy is obviously Hannibal Lechter in real life, gettin’ all up in a niggaz head an sheeit…NOT!

  15. GiZZz says:

    Where did his cutie come jogging from?

  16. Cadillac Hacksaw says:

    Is she rocking dunks?

  17. Considerate says:

    14 year old puerto rican chicks look so grown.

  18. juCIFEUR says:

    OUI C’EST VRAI.. LES CUISSES, MON DIEU LES CUISSES!

  19. clarabeara says:

    girls rocking dunks/blazers/wack kicks from three years ago, a fake leather jacket from forever 21 and leggings? how is that hot? looks like she rides the 6 way uptown to get home from high school everyday.

  20. anon says:

    Hot as hell. Don’t agree? Then you are (a) gay (b) a jealous chick (c) not into the same ladies I’m into…either way…fuck you, she’s hot.

  21. Desus says:

    i like her outfit i could see her being my item that a show off every nite on the town, then i come home and we smash to some dancehall mixtape shes “really been digging recently”

  22. beak packer says:

    she’s beat.

  23. nuhuh says:

    Flaxen? No way. That chick is black.

  24. peasoup says:

    humm…. smoked meat…


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