I dated a chick in college and she would have wild orgasms just from sitting on my knob. Naturally, when she was visiting New York many years ago, we arranged to meet for drinks (fuck).
She had a big, full, head of black hair but when I met her again, she had cut it off into a bummer of a nest that made her look like a Cabbage Patch Kid. She was still pretty and I could remember how awesome the sex was so after a couple swigs we were back at my place humping like no time had passed. Everything was fine until I turned her over. As I fucked her from behind, I looked down and saw my date had changed into a young lad. I had to remind myself this was a chick because for all intents and purposes, girls with short hair look like frail dudes from behind. After a few pumps of this bullshit my whole body replaced the endorphins with pure rage. How dare she make me fuck a dude. Isn’t that rape? The definition has become so diluted, it’s come to mean basically anything you don’t enjoy. Models who voluntarily fucked Terry Richardson are now saying they were molested in retrospect. The stats on college rape is up to 1 in 2 which means they must have to include virtually any lay that isn’t tantric yoga sex with Sting. How is a chick turning into a dude not just as bad?
Ladies, if you are not interested in being courted, by all means, cut your hair. If not, please stop not having long hair.
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