Posted by
• 12.19.14 09:26 am


Did you know we’re spending $2,000 per person this year? If we didn’t ask Santa for presents, it would be ten times that.  MORE»

Posted by
HJ Fountain
• 12.19.14 09:25 am


So, over the past 3 years, I’ve made most of my life choices based on how close said decisions may get me to within a thousand yard radius of Kate Upton. I must admit, this goal has had devastating effects on my social life as well as my mental health. MORE»

Posted by
• 12.19.14 08:48 am


I was going to say Kim Jong-un now tells us what movies we can watch but that assumes the hack has anything to do with North Korea.  MORE»

Posted by
John Pittsley
• 12.18.14 11:37 am


I hate to sound like a fag but I think Bruce Jenner is gonna be a babe. Not in the classic sense, obviously. He’s an old dude for fuck’s sake. But I don’t see any reason why he won’t be able to get some strange. MORE»

Posted by
• 12.18.14 11:22 am


When you factor in all the money Sony has lost trying to get their systems back up and the $80 million they blew on The Interview, Sony is a couple hundred million in the hole. When you’re facing losses like that, why be such an unbelievable pussy?  MORE»

Posted by
• 12.16.14 12:02 pm

I’d never heard of this band before and I now I want the whole world to know about them. Problem is, nobody cares. The kids today have no interest whatsoever in punk. To them, it’s like someone insisting they put on an old Willie Nelson record. Actually, way more kids are into old country than punk. What happened?  MORE»


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