Being a detective has got to be an insanely fun job. You get to carry a gun, put bad guys away for doing stupid shit, and you get all the crazy details of murder mysteries before anyone else. The only problem would be continuing to give a shit about your job. MORE»

As an entrepreneur, I’ve done very well for myself but as anyone who makes money will tell you, it’s one big win for every dozen or so failures. MORE»

Oh, my god. Is there anything more irresistible than a hot guy with a cute little puppy? MORE»

There’s a lot of fucked up shit coming out of Hollywood and the media right now. Almost every day it seems like there’s some famous goon finally getting outed for years of sexual misconduct. MORE»

I don’t necessarily want to talk about politics. I like talking about Beyoncé’s stupid hair or how men shouldn’t be riding on the back of motorbikes but the left has gone full “crazy ex-girlfriend” and is willfully ignoring real bigotry in a vapid attempt to root it out where it isn’t. MORE»

Can you think of anything more fucked up than a man letting they woman have a guy friend? I’ve heard of doing some wild shit for pussy but man, that’s some crazy shit. MORE»