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• 04.23.14 09:25 pm

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My dream is to one day open a bar called Dad’s. It will have no TV, no music, no fancy drinks, and, well, you can’t say “no women” but you can make the women’s bathrooms way down in the basement where it’s freezing.  MORE»

Posted by
Tom Brennan
• 04.22.14 11:10 am

Perry Caravello is truly a creature of habit. He finds comfort in his deep-rooted patterns of regularity. Anything that deviates from these patterns is met with stern resistance as change is quite inconvenient for Perry. Psychological studies tell us that the very anatomy of change is not determined by one’s surroundings but one’s inherent mindset. Perry is a unique case. For him, it’s both. MORE»

Posted by
• 04.21.14 04:38 pm


Neil deGrasse Tyson is quickly going from the cutest astrophysicist in the universe to a colossal bore.  MORE»

Posted by
• 04.18.14 10:56 am


I want women to be housewives because I see what they replaced it with and it sucks. They’re miserable. This is why I keep telling young women to have kids. I’m friends with old women and they all regret waiting.  MORE»

Posted by
• 04.18.14 10:46 am

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I had to smoke a joint in the bath to figure this out. Gutfeld is right. Cool culture is death culture. I’ve written about it myself. But I don’t want to end cool.  MORE»

Posted by
Street Carnage
• 04.18.14 10:42 am



I heard Greg Gutfeld talking about his book Not Cool on the radio recently. He said hipsters have a big problem with tradition, and they don’t accept the way people live their lives now. The trouble with this, he said, is that they have nothing to replace it with.  MORE»


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