Yesterday is a day that will go down in history. On January 6th 2009 a man’s snowpant got caught in a chair so badly he fell upside down and his ass fell out. He hung there for 7 minutes getting windburns on his cheeks MORE»
If you were wondering what the fuck happened to TV CARNAGE last month, it’s time to let the cat out of the fag: Derrick made a TV show. It’s called “Totally for Teens” and features Teens doing totally awesome shit like looking into the future, hating themselves, learning about Jews and eating cream filled pickles. We’re screening it tonight (Wednesday, Jan 7th) night. MORE»
Found by: Aimee in Chico, CA “I found this note at a hotel in LA. It was outside the door of a room full of tweekers who kept us up all night with their loud motorcycles, beat down cars, and raucous domestic squabbles.”
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Voodoo Village has a great article up about a slave with the world’s largest ass. Children would use it as a step to get a better view and horny suitors would use it as their smelling ground. MORE»
Like chocolate flavored manna from the gods, news out of Harvard Medical School that ass fat might be a key component to overall health had chubby girls the world over rejoicing. MORE»
So, these quotes are from The Redneck Manifesto by Jim Goad, which was a great fuckin’ book. But having heard of your bet with the world that anyone who can point out an error or inconsistency in Mr. Goad’s work will get a hundred bucks, I’m compelled to try to cash in despite my admiration for Mr. Goad’s work. MORE»
It took some refugee gangs, David Choe and a whole lot of tattoos, but Asians have finally washed off that nerd stench the previous generation left behind.
